Saturday, March 1, 2008

For and Against --The List--

There are certain things in life that we can take or leave without caring much one way or the other like rainy weather or the chinese. But then again there are some things that we are either all for, or totally against. The following is a list of things probably totally unrelated to one-another, listed in too catagories. For it..... or Against.

Lifetime Network ---- AGAINST Golden Girls, Designing Women..... need I say more?
DVR ---- I'M FOR IT! Never again will I have to watch commericals...YAY
Wet Socks ---- AGAINST I've been programed since birth to hate wet socks
Calls from Mom ---- I'M FOR IT! What can I say, I love my Mommy
Calls from telemarketers ----AGAINST They invade the sanctity of my home!
Cops - The show ---- I'M FOR IT! What a great show, can't get enough of it!
Speakerphone ---- AGAINST That's right I said it, down with speakerphone!
Christmas with the fam ---- I'M FOR IT! What a wonderful time of year
Working on Christmas ---- AGAINST Definately the worst way to celebrate Christmas

Monday, September 3, 2007

Absolutely pointless

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN AREN'T THEY? I SUPPOSE THAT SOME MAY THINK THAT I'M SHOUTING BUT I'M NOT. THE LETTERS ARE JUST BIGGER. NO SHOUTING HERE AT ALL. IN FACT, I'M NOT EVEN TALKING. I WAS THINKING ABOUT CAPITAL LETTERS AND I'M CONCERNED THAT THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN UPPER AND LOWER CASE LETTERS. THERE SHOULD BE A GREY AREA BETWEEN THE TWO, A MIDDLE CASE IF YOU WILL. Okay so maybe that's not possible or even necessary, but let me ask you this, what about silent u's. It like Q isn't enough by itself without the silent U to stop it from rolling over and falling off the sentence. If there is a place in this world for silent letters then we could make some space or middle case letters, that's all I'm saying.


JT

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Woodsy's Music

I've always been a fan of Woodsy's music. I've taken lessons there as well as purchased a bass guitar and various chords, strings, picks etc. Though it had been some time since my last visit I found myself once again surrounded by more drums, guitars, & keyboards than I could ever play. Heather had me play the bass of my dreams which was an American made Fender precision bass, it was Eric Clapton green and sounded like I think bass guitars in heaven ought to sound. Heather took some good pictures of me playing it while sweating like a beast due to the awesomeness of the bass and also the malfunctioning AC in the store.
Using the gift card given to me last X-mas by BJ & Marie (thanks guys), I purchased a decent power chord with the cool fabric liner, (it's metallic green) and a set of bass strings (Fender round wound nickle-plated). Immediately after I got home, I set up and restrung my bass, and it sounds great again. My bass sounds like it did when I first brought it home. Rock on!!!

Friday, August 10, 2007

more cheese please

If cheese and applesauce ruled the world, Lily would be queen.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Poptarts

You know you really don't have to toast them. Infact, I believe there is much unnessecary toasting going on in this world. It's true, they may be crispy out of the toaster, but when looking at the crispyness / time saved ratio, you'll see the less complicated you make your life the happier you'll be. Just remember, if the light at the end of the tunnel were a poptart. You'd best bet your bottom dollar that its untoasted. So just eat it!


~?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Time Warner Cable

Yes once again I've become a paying customer to TWC, its true that they have been known to play a rigged game, but you've just gotta love Roadrunner. In addition, my life as been enhanced in ways I may never fully appreciate with a beauty of a DVR. This just may end the days of Gilmore Girls for me for ever. Lovin' it!

Monday, May 7, 2007

CAN U GUESS WHICH MOVIES THESE ARE FROM!!!

1.) LOVE THAT JOKER!

2.)WELL I SUPPOSE SOMETIMES SHE GOES.

3.)MANY FINE BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN PRISON.

4.)WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REPTILE ZOO, AND SOME ONE WAS FEEDING BOOZE TO THIS DAMN THINGS.

5.)JOYCE?

6.)K-K-K-KEN'S P-P-P-PETS

7.)WRONG ANSWER, THAT'S A CHIP UP THE NOSE!

8.)I GOT A BUDDY WITH UNITED FRUIT, START OUT PICKING STRAWBERRIES, YOU CAN WORK YOU WAY UP TO THE BANANAS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. BEND AND SCOOP LIKE THE MEXICANS.

9.)ALL DUDE EVER WANTED WAS HIS RUG BACK

10.)HEY THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!

11.)THAT A HELL OF A CAUCASIAN JACKIE

12.)Mock.....ING Bird.....YEAH

13.)IT NEVER GOT WIERD ENOUGH FOR ME.

14.)THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE, AND I DANCE TO THE ROMBA BEAT

15.)CURTIS! ARE YOU DEAD?

16.)THERES A NEW THOROGOOD JENKINS TODAY

17.)WAIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED OLD JAMES. GONE!

18.)I THINK I JUST KILLED THE MR. MR. LADY!

19.)I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE GOT F***ING PROBLEMS PLURAL.

20.)FISH SLAP CALM ME.