Monday, May 21, 2007

Poptarts

You know you really don't have to toast them. Infact, I believe there is much unnessecary toasting going on in this world. It's true, they may be crispy out of the toaster, but when looking at the crispyness / time saved ratio, you'll see the less complicated you make your life the happier you'll be. Just remember, if the light at the end of the tunnel were a poptart. You'd best bet your bottom dollar that its untoasted. So just eat it!


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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Time Warner Cable

Yes once again I've become a paying customer to TWC, its true that they have been known to play a rigged game, but you've just gotta love Roadrunner. In addition, my life as been enhanced in ways I may never fully appreciate with a beauty of a DVR. This just may end the days of Gilmore Girls for me for ever. Lovin' it!

Monday, May 7, 2007

CAN U GUESS WHICH MOVIES THESE ARE FROM!!!

1.) LOVE THAT JOKER!

2.)WELL I SUPPOSE SOMETIMES SHE GOES.

3.)MANY FINE BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN PRISON.

4.)WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REPTILE ZOO, AND SOME ONE WAS FEEDING BOOZE TO THIS DAMN THINGS.

5.)JOYCE?

6.)K-K-K-KEN'S P-P-P-PETS

7.)WRONG ANSWER, THAT'S A CHIP UP THE NOSE!

8.)I GOT A BUDDY WITH UNITED FRUIT, START OUT PICKING STRAWBERRIES, YOU CAN WORK YOU WAY UP TO THE BANANAS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. BEND AND SCOOP LIKE THE MEXICANS.

9.)ALL DUDE EVER WANTED WAS HIS RUG BACK

10.)HEY THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!

11.)THAT A HELL OF A CAUCASIAN JACKIE

12.)Mock.....ING Bird.....YEAH

13.)IT NEVER GOT WIERD ENOUGH FOR ME.

14.)THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE, AND I DANCE TO THE ROMBA BEAT

15.)CURTIS! ARE YOU DEAD?

16.)THERES A NEW THOROGOOD JENKINS TODAY

17.)WAIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED OLD JAMES. GONE!

18.)I THINK I JUST KILLED THE MR. MR. LADY!

19.)I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE GOT F***ING PROBLEMS PLURAL.

20.)FISH SLAP CALM ME.