You know you really don't have to toast them. Infact, I believe there is much unnessecary toasting going on in this world. It's true, they may be crispy out of the toaster, but when looking at the crispyness / time saved ratio, you'll see the less complicated you make your life the happier you'll be. Just remember, if the light at the end of the tunnel were a poptart. You'd best bet your bottom dollar that its untoasted. So just eat it!
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Monday, May 21, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Time Warner Cable
Yes once again I've become a paying customer to TWC, its true that they have been known to play a rigged game, but you've just gotta love Roadrunner. In addition, my life as been enhanced in ways I may never fully appreciate with a beauty of a DVR. This just may end the days of Gilmore Girls for me for ever. Lovin' it!
Monday, May 7, 2007
CAN U GUESS WHICH MOVIES THESE ARE FROM!!!
1.) LOVE THAT JOKER!
2.)WELL I SUPPOSE SOMETIMES SHE GOES.
3.)MANY FINE BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN PRISON.
4.)WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REPTILE ZOO, AND SOME ONE WAS FEEDING BOOZE TO THIS DAMN THINGS.
5.)JOYCE?
6.)K-K-K-KEN'S P-P-P-PETS
7.)WRONG ANSWER, THAT'S A CHIP UP THE NOSE!
8.)I GOT A BUDDY WITH UNITED FRUIT, START OUT PICKING STRAWBERRIES, YOU CAN WORK YOU WAY UP TO THE BANANAS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. BEND AND SCOOP LIKE THE MEXICANS.
9.)ALL DUDE EVER WANTED WAS HIS RUG BACK
10.)HEY THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!
11.)THAT A HELL OF A CAUCASIAN JACKIE
12.)Mock.....ING Bird.....YEAH
13.)IT NEVER GOT WIERD ENOUGH FOR ME.
14.)THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE, AND I DANCE TO THE ROMBA BEAT
15.)CURTIS! ARE YOU DEAD?
16.)THERES A NEW THOROGOOD JENKINS TODAY
17.)WAIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED OLD JAMES. GONE!
18.)I THINK I JUST KILLED THE MR. MR. LADY!
19.)I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE GOT F***ING PROBLEMS PLURAL.
20.)FISH SLAP CALM ME.
2.)WELL I SUPPOSE SOMETIMES SHE GOES.
3.)MANY FINE BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN PRISON.
4.)WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REPTILE ZOO, AND SOME ONE WAS FEEDING BOOZE TO THIS DAMN THINGS.
5.)JOYCE?
6.)K-K-K-KEN'S P-P-P-PETS
7.)WRONG ANSWER, THAT'S A CHIP UP THE NOSE!
8.)I GOT A BUDDY WITH UNITED FRUIT, START OUT PICKING STRAWBERRIES, YOU CAN WORK YOU WAY UP TO THE BANANAS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. BEND AND SCOOP LIKE THE MEXICANS.
9.)ALL DUDE EVER WANTED WAS HIS RUG BACK
10.)HEY THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!
11.)THAT A HELL OF A CAUCASIAN JACKIE
12.)Mock.....ING Bird.....YEAH
13.)IT NEVER GOT WIERD ENOUGH FOR ME.
14.)THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE, AND I DANCE TO THE ROMBA BEAT
15.)CURTIS! ARE YOU DEAD?
16.)THERES A NEW THOROGOOD JENKINS TODAY
17.)WAIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED OLD JAMES. GONE!
18.)I THINK I JUST KILLED THE MR. MR. LADY!
19.)I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE GOT F***ING PROBLEMS PLURAL.
20.)FISH SLAP CALM ME.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
The many names of me.
It's funny to think of how many names I've gone by over the years. In the days of my early childhood, I was nicknamed Squeak, or Squeaker, or even Squeakers, but never Squeakiest. This was a name given to me by my grandfather apparently due to my squeaking.... Then it was Peep or Peepers for a while. A long while in fact, it wasn't until junior highschool football when coach decided while standing behind a "football dummy" as I tackled it and him in the same flying leap that I should be called The Big Kahuna. This was a cool name but it got old and thankfully enough it became lost in the chronicles of time. Anyway, I eventually became Big T (which means all my friends call mom Mrs. T.....which is priceless), and have been called that for some time. I think I'll stick with this one, it just works. As long as I'm not expected to sport a mohawk and say, I pity the fool all the time that is. Cause thats just not me baby.
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