Monday, September 3, 2007

Absolutely pointless

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN AREN'T THEY? I SUPPOSE THAT SOME MAY THINK THAT I'M SHOUTING BUT I'M NOT. THE LETTERS ARE JUST BIGGER. NO SHOUTING HERE AT ALL. IN FACT, I'M NOT EVEN TALKING. I WAS THINKING ABOUT CAPITAL LETTERS AND I'M CONCERNED THAT THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN UPPER AND LOWER CASE LETTERS. THERE SHOULD BE A GREY AREA BETWEEN THE TWO, A MIDDLE CASE IF YOU WILL. Okay so maybe that's not possible or even necessary, but let me ask you this, what about silent u's. It like Q isn't enough by itself without the silent U to stop it from rolling over and falling off the sentence. If there is a place in this world for silent letters then we could make some space or middle case letters, that's all I'm saying.


JT

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Woodsy's Music

I've always been a fan of Woodsy's music. I've taken lessons there as well as purchased a bass guitar and various chords, strings, picks etc. Though it had been some time since my last visit I found myself once again surrounded by more drums, guitars, & keyboards than I could ever play. Heather had me play the bass of my dreams which was an American made Fender precision bass, it was Eric Clapton green and sounded like I think bass guitars in heaven ought to sound. Heather took some good pictures of me playing it while sweating like a beast due to the awesomeness of the bass and also the malfunctioning AC in the store.
Using the gift card given to me last X-mas by BJ & Marie (thanks guys), I purchased a decent power chord with the cool fabric liner, (it's metallic green) and a set of bass strings (Fender round wound nickle-plated). Immediately after I got home, I set up and restrung my bass, and it sounds great again. My bass sounds like it did when I first brought it home. Rock on!!!

Friday, August 10, 2007

more cheese please

If cheese and applesauce ruled the world, Lily would be queen.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Poptarts

You know you really don't have to toast them. Infact, I believe there is much unnessecary toasting going on in this world. It's true, they may be crispy out of the toaster, but when looking at the crispyness / time saved ratio, you'll see the less complicated you make your life the happier you'll be. Just remember, if the light at the end of the tunnel were a poptart. You'd best bet your bottom dollar that its untoasted. So just eat it!


~?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Time Warner Cable

Yes once again I've become a paying customer to TWC, its true that they have been known to play a rigged game, but you've just gotta love Roadrunner. In addition, my life as been enhanced in ways I may never fully appreciate with a beauty of a DVR. This just may end the days of Gilmore Girls for me for ever. Lovin' it!

Monday, May 7, 2007

CAN U GUESS WHICH MOVIES THESE ARE FROM!!!

1.) LOVE THAT JOKER!

2.)WELL I SUPPOSE SOMETIMES SHE GOES.

3.)MANY FINE BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN PRISON.

4.)WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REPTILE ZOO, AND SOME ONE WAS FEEDING BOOZE TO THIS DAMN THINGS.

5.)JOYCE?

6.)K-K-K-KEN'S P-P-P-PETS

7.)WRONG ANSWER, THAT'S A CHIP UP THE NOSE!

8.)I GOT A BUDDY WITH UNITED FRUIT, START OUT PICKING STRAWBERRIES, YOU CAN WORK YOU WAY UP TO THE BANANAS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. BEND AND SCOOP LIKE THE MEXICANS.

9.)ALL DUDE EVER WANTED WAS HIS RUG BACK

10.)HEY THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!

11.)THAT A HELL OF A CAUCASIAN JACKIE

12.)Mock.....ING Bird.....YEAH

13.)IT NEVER GOT WIERD ENOUGH FOR ME.

14.)THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE, AND I DANCE TO THE ROMBA BEAT

15.)CURTIS! ARE YOU DEAD?

16.)THERES A NEW THOROGOOD JENKINS TODAY

17.)WAIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED OLD JAMES. GONE!

18.)I THINK I JUST KILLED THE MR. MR. LADY!

19.)I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE GOT F***ING PROBLEMS PLURAL.

20.)FISH SLAP CALM ME.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

The many names of me.

It's funny to think of how many names I've gone by over the years. In the days of my early childhood, I was nicknamed Squeak, or Squeaker, or even Squeakers, but never Squeakiest. This was a name given to me by my grandfather apparently due to my squeaking.... Then it was Peep or Peepers for a while. A long while in fact, it wasn't until junior highschool football when coach decided while standing behind a "football dummy" as I tackled it and him in the same flying leap that I should be called The Big Kahuna. This was a cool name but it got old and thankfully enough it became lost in the chronicles of time. Anyway, I eventually became Big T (which means all my friends call mom Mrs. T.....which is priceless), and have been called that for some time. I think I'll stick with this one, it just works. As long as I'm not expected to sport a mohawk and say, I pity the fool all the time that is. Cause thats just not me baby.